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Nike Licker

A young man who is obsessed with sports, to the point where all he does is post about it. It’s his life and he’s unemployed.

He thinks he’s a magical 1 in a billion and that the NBA is going to text him one day while in the Geometry class he’s taken twice already.

ALWAYS wearing a tank top/neon tshirt with basketball shorts and overpriced sports shoe.

Uses 😈😳 🔥 💦 emojis.

He sleeps in his gym clothes and flexes on social media about his new Nike shoes

usually makes his poor, single mother pay for these overly expensive shoes.

his snapchat is filled with pmos (put me on your story) and flexes
this is the third day in a row he’s worn those basketball shorts. he is such a Nike Licker!
by scrot destroyer August 8, 2019
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wiener Licker

Someone who on a regular basis decides to go ahead and LICK WEINERS
Damn spenceri saw u lickin dat wiener ur mufakin WIENER LICKER
by Spencerhughs69 May 22, 2018
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testicle licker

Someone who salivates over one's testicles
John Rush loves Erich's balls. What a testicle licker.
by dewsax November 22, 2013
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dick licker

a person whom enjoys lickin a dick for a hobby.
she lick the dick like it was a piece of art , dick lickin, dick licker
by ninaxxx6 July 12, 2017
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Licker Sticker

A sexual act involving shoving an entire box of Altoids in your mouth before you have sex with a woman so your mouth waters uncontrollably. You then tease her by licking her tits and let your drool pool in between her fun bags. Slowly dip your dick in your drool to get it all wet and when she looks at you with her "fuck me eyes" spit all of the altoids into her face, flip her over as quick as you can and stick your dick in her butt.
Example
Dan: Heard you went out with Sara last night?!
Brad: Hell yeah! I took her back to my place and gave her the licker-sticker.
Dan: You have some nerve doing that to my sister bruh!!

Example
Your mom is wild! She let me give her the licker sticker and ate all of my altoids after!
by ZuulButtSecks April 12, 2019
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Lisa Licker

Someone who likes to lick Lisa.
"Aw you gronk Nathan you really went and licked Lisa's neck aye"

"Um, no-fuck-no I did-didn't, who told you that??"
"That makes you a Lisa Licker"
by MAKUNGAthelion May 9, 2022
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Pickle licker

Someone who agressively kisses the back of their own hand, to find comfort in which others can not provide.
"Sally was once happy and cheerfull, but now she has turned into a pickle licker
by A peacfull lasagna July 3, 2019
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