niko kruse

my future husband

niko kruse is so fine

by ACS_HAWKS November 5, 2023

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kate kruse

a person who has odd taste in boys

kate kruse needs an indian man in her life

by wooilovedogs December 20, 2023

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Cosmic Krunked

The act of being cross faded and high on mushrooms

Is he cross fading? no he tripled up on some mushrooms, he's getting Cosmic Krunked

by _ hijack _ April 7, 2024

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Blake Kruse

An engineering bum that just plays games and bum licks all lesson without shame. also a person who uses their nans money to support their fat heavy expensive life style.

im such a Blake Kruse

by scavfh;porge98 January 9, 2025

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The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.

Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"

by felix844 July 2, 2012

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A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.

I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!

by L892 March 8, 2025

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