The unholy hellspawn formed from the seed of Beelzebub steamed inside of Rhianna's oven womb for 665 days.
Bitch 1: Karma Kapone said hes gonna droo a diss track about me.
Bitch 2: Its been nice knowing ya bro
Bitch 2: Its been nice knowing ya bro
by THE INDEPENDENT VARIABLE May 22, 2018

Karma is the best person in the whole world and you should all give her money and give her anything she wants cause she’s super nice and cool and amazing and smart and talented.
by Karma appreciation day March 31, 2022

Karma is my boyfriend, karma is the breeze in your hair on the weekend, karmas a relaxing thought, karmas sweet like honey, karma is a cat, flexing like a Vegas acrobat.
by Thatgirlnmedaj June 19, 2023

Karma has two different definitions, Reddit terms and when some Karen gets mad then suddenly a bird just craps on her
by Eeveesherd November 30, 2020

"I don't wear a mask. The schools open or they don't get funding. This is going to go away without a vaccine. Our numbers are great."
Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."
Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."
by mysticalrivers October 2, 2020

Karma is getting fucked after talking shit when you were sure that you were going to be right and everyone else was going to be wrong.
One such example of karma might be buying puts on Friday, and talking shit the whole weekend. Then waking up on Monday and having flashbacks to owning GE calls.
by ehehhehehehehehhehehe November 2, 2020
