Egan Junior High

Basically the whole school's rich white/asian kids and their only hope of fun is getting the hell outa town,getting high, or feeding off gossip of guys flooding hotel rooms, girls giving guys blowjobs and who's going out with who that week. Bunch of hot girls. Bunch of self-absorbed jocks. Hella nerds and freaks. 90% kids that think they're cooler than they really are and wouldn't survive 10 minutes in a REAL school. But hey, we've got good lunches and test scores. Don't worry bout funding, our parents are minted.

"Dude where you go to school again?"
"Egan Junior High"
"BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

by Some Egan Kid August 13, 2009

junior poopface

Similar to saying safety after one emits gas or farts. When one farts, they must say junior poopface or simply, junior, june, or even le jun (pronounced lay june) or else one will be repeatedly slapped until one writes the word "JUNIOR POOPFACE" on a peice of paper. Similar to safety because when one farts, if one doesn't say safety, they will be punched until one touches a doorknob.

Bus: Hey riley, how ya d... (riley farts)
Riley: Junior Poopface!
Bus: DUDE! That smells like gay cat sex!
Riley: Sorry!
Bus: HEY FUCK YOU!

by Hefron January 6, 2008

Junie

An adorable dog who is so annoying, but in a good way. She is so loving no matter what you do and she will always love you. She is so lazy but loves to go on long walks!

A: what’s your dogs name?
B: Her name is Junie
A: wow! She’s such a cute dog!

by QueenSophia April 14, 2019

Egan Junior High

Egan Junior High...
The mother load of snobby rich kids. although about 25% are nice the rest think they are the shit. they are not the shit. this school has good grades and smart-ish people (aside from the basic white girls) so it hasn't been burned to the ground by society. any teacher or staff member that the students don't will usually be gone because they're rich and successful parents complain to the administrators and get their way.

Human 1: What school did you go to
Human 2: Egan Junior High
Human 1: Lmaooo how big is your mansion

by ipmdiabod3.14 August 29, 2019

Junis

A high grade of marijuana that gets you to the point of being "juned"(stoned)

Person 1: I got some freakin nuts junis this weekend and i was more gassed than the jews

by GPYBOI May 24, 2018

Junior

Junior is the LITERAL definition of perfection. He has the cutest smile, the sweetest laugh. The most calming voice. He cares so much for others and is the best to ever exist.

Not to mention he is VERY attractive, hes the perfect combination of cute and also hot. Hes the perfect person to ever exist and I don't deserve him in my life

Junior, you're the best person I've ever met.

by Rhaewaffles March 2, 2020

Junie

An annoying creature. Almost as if you combined a frog, rat and a hissing cat into one being.

Jesus christ this 'Junie' is doing my head in.

by when ppl see me - damn he peng August 28, 2021