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mum jump

mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.
by thugaim September 18, 2013
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Jump House

A phase to call someone that has been fucked multiple times by multiple people mainly African American in a rented house or apartment.
Dude, Kevin was messed up in that Jump House last night.

He should try the Jump Van next time.
by BigDaddyBlazeIt420 September 21, 2016
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Mia Jump

When a girl kisses you without your consent, and promptly sprints away like a scooby doo villain.
I was walking with my gut last night and she Mia jumped me
by Nig pig March 16, 2019
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Jump with me

A game played in basketball where two (or more people depending on your athleticism) get into a heated argument and one player tries to dunk on the other while the second player tries to block the shot. Trying to demonstrate that one is the weaker player athletically.
Alex: "Dude you can't dunk!! I could block you no problem."
Andrew: "Oh yeah? Jump with me then."
Alex jumps, gets dunked on, then is banned from the gym for being a little bitch.
by BoomGoesTheDynoMite October 20, 2016
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Corner jump

Splitgate|Advanced maneuver|tactical reposition
Verb/noun
An amazingly tricky maneuver in the infamous video game known as splitgate. Devised by the three greatest players on the platform, these chads invented this strategic positioning that leaves your enemies completely bamboozled. However this is incredibly hard to master, typically taking 3+ years to understand and apply in the heat of battle.
Guy 1: yo corner jump watch this corner jump
*guy 1 clutches*
Guy 2: bro how dyou do that

Guy 1: simple tactical repositioning, aka the corner jump
Guy 2: damn I’ve never seen that before
Guy 1: corner jumping is very hard to master, took me 3+ years
Guy 2: wow ur so cool
by ThatGuyPablo April 10, 2022
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Buffalo jump

I'm sore from all the Buffalo Jumping last night
by Rose Teresa July 13, 2017
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jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.
-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!
by SS January 22, 2004
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