by Brewsa78 July 01, 2023
a spider metaphor: joint rolled perfectly tight with precise caution(typically rolled by perfectionistic stoners).
by kariwav December 15, 2024
When your “friend’s and family” cyber stalk you and make fun of you. And you want to crawl under a rock and cry but life must go on.
by LuvUevenIf March 29, 2018
by JustaStoner April 30, 2021
Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.
To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".
Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?
by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022
Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.
Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!
by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020
a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.
dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!
buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.
buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.
by Medicine Elder Laffing Owl March 21, 2010