Jizz Jacketed

When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank

Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed

by Lee Harvey January 11, 2009

jizz dump

when someone deposits a copious amount of semen over a railing onto the passerby below.

A: Dude you totally just jizz dumped. They are going to be pissed!
B: I know, let's get the fuck out of here.

by eljefethesnake July 23, 2012

Jizz Gun

A penis

I was mad when I saw his jizz gun was small!

by jizz gun sucker September 14, 2009

Jizz Up

To wait a couple days, the average usually being four, where you do not masturbate to increase the amount of semen inside your sac. This increases sensativity the next time you jack off and will ejaculate more semen, thus making it much more worth it and pleasurable.

Yo man when i jizz up for a whole week i explode in the shower!

by 2004yankeeschoke April 8, 2010

Window Jizz

The act of running your hand over a window that has condensation on it, then wiping it on your friends face.

Scott "Hey fag want some window jizz?" *wipes it on his face*
Jordan "Eww thats gross. Your a douche bag.
Scott "Haha!"

by JR1995 January 11, 2011

Jizz Snapple

when a guy ejaculates all over a girls face then pours a Snapple on top of it.

Steve:last night I gave my girl a Jizz Snapple

by rjay515 May 26, 2009

Jizz Khalifa

When your super stoned having hardcore anal sex with a stranger -- you quickly pull out spraying seamen all over her back and simultaneously she has explosive diarrhea covering you from face to knees..... Uh huh you know what it is. Black and yellow.

Don't Jizz Khalifa

by Pink Fairy Dust June 4, 2015