Jeff Atchison

Abandons people but generally a good person. A musical god. Left being a band teacher to work at Panera Bread.

God damn, he's good, but not as good as Jeff Atchison!

by awsedrft12345 June 10, 2017

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Jeff left

by Cftuikhfsd January 08, 2018

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Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state

Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil

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When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.

"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

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"oh man it's jeff-san"

by Rayyuko May 27, 2021

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The god of metal and memes, don't start a internet feud with any jeff whites they'll shred your soul.

Dude 1: Yo, I tried to mock this guy on social media, but I got burned so badly I'm now a meme!

Dude 2: Sounds like someone jeff whited you

by ISwearImNotABot December 21, 2016

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1. Cockblocking during a dope hook up
2. Walking in on 2 persons whilst one is "balls deep" in the other, effectively ruining the moment

Dude I was so far in it last night... until my dad decided to pull a Jeff.

by Poonslayer897 January 29, 2016

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