I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 27, 2011

rutherford jazz trio

A collection of fantastic musicians fathering a generation of groovige and unfathomable sex appeal. Known for a healthy dose of bullshit clouded by the facade of profound lyricism, Rutherford Jazz Trio stands for pacifism, hope, and mutually assured destruction.

Went to see Rutherford Jazz Trio last night, I think I might've cummed a little.

by Rutherford jazz trio August 6, 2022

amazing jazz horse

See amazing horse. It turns into a plane when you stroke on its mane, and it turns back into a horse again when you tug on its winky. It also plays the saxophone as well as the piano.

In the Jazz version of the Amazing Horse song, the Amazing Jazz horse plays the saxophone instead of the piano.

by BJ608 February 13, 2015

jimmy-jazz

the act of wildly thrashing one's arms and head (often accompanied with the stomping of feet) in response to scandalous or contemptible information

The man jimmy-jazzed for minutes after understanding the relationship between Prendi's cousin and John.

by ang April 21, 2004

Ya like jazz?

A quote from the horrible movie "BEE MOVIE" that has seemed to become a meme

Person 1: Ya like jazz?
Person 2: *Slaps person 1* Fuck off

by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 14, 2021

jazz hands vagina

When her outer lips are way out of control, and look like a bunch of flailing fingers surrounding a gaping mouth. A vagina which appears to be impersonating jazz hands.

I had to close my eyes when I went down on her, though, because she had a jazz hands vagina

by freaksalad August 14, 2014

Dwayne n Jazz

A great youtube couple reaction!!!!!!

I watched the best youtube channel Dwayne n Jazz !!!!

by The Generic One May 19, 2022