Jersey-Jefferson

One who has an unexplainable, great level of charisma, but has zero skills and compentency; completely lacking in understanding of technology; a northeastern metropolitan snob (embodies all characteristics of a "metrosexual"); one who has an unnatural obsession with their curly hair slightly below the ears, occasionally drawn into a small 1" pony tail.

Luis is such a Jersey-Jefferson. He's all talk, no brains.

by Aduba Pokimondabi January 3, 2009

Jefferson City

Home of the Hastings Crew, the baddest crew you'll ever meet. F with one of us, you've just f'd with all of us, now run along before we f you up! Apologize or bleed punk.

Hey, let's go to Jefferson City and hang out at Hastings, "Singing Sweet Home Alabama All Summer Long".

Don't screw with anyone in the Hastings parking lot in JC, they be mean as hell.

Oh snap, did you hear about what happened at Hastings last night? Yeah, these two bitches punched each other out over some douche' bag in a pu truck.

by Sheet-Disturber January 20, 2009

jaffa

An orange. Originally referring to oranges from Israel. London slang.

For breakfast I have a jaffa and a cuppa.

by ô¿ô February 22, 2007

Jiffer

Quiet at first glance, but one hell of a... a... um I am not really sure what but she is one hell of one!

Attack My penguins, Attack!

by Jade ;) October 7, 2003

jafe

An Acronym for 'Just A F****** Embarrassment', first used in 2003 outside Faces nightclub as the individual was escorted out sideways for a scuffle on the dancefloor to the sounds of vanilla ice.

I can't believe it, you're such a jafe, a pure clown on a stage.

by Jafe September 19, 2007

Jaff

A small eskimo woman, who likes to rub noses with lamp posts.

Avoid at all costs.

(Owns scary implements of pleasure.)

Quick, run, it's a motherfucking Jaff!

by Anti Jaff Soceity December 12, 2003

Jefferies Tube

Star Trek slang for a woman's vagina.

Came from the Jefferies tubes on the Enterprise, the small, narrow maintenance shafts into which Scotty could barely fit.

"He gently massages your gel packs while he replicates some lube, Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jefferies tube" -Voltaire, The Sexy Data Tango

by MagnusMjoi October 12, 2010