Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022

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Skill Issue

Something people say when someone does something super hard and fails as if they could do it.

Person 1: "Bruh I literally couldn't make a full-court shot!"
Person2: "Skill Issue tbh."

by lalazand January 2, 2023

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Vali Issue

The fear of speaking in the office is a very common phobia and one that is believed to affect up to 75% of employers. Some individuals may feel a slight nervousness at the very thought of speaking in that space, while others experience full-on panic and fear. This can come as the fear of Dominant people in the inner circle.

He Has Vali Issue. Fear from sigma people.

by atelophobic mf January 10, 2023

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Skill issue

When someone lacks skill or isn’t concentrating. A term usually used in racing games for someone who had a massive crash.

Skill issue can be a term used for toxicity especially in the gaming community

Nick wasn’t paying attention and had a skill issue

by Jedvr August 25, 2023

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Matriarchal Issues

Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.

Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.

Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.

Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.

by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023

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