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the unholy trinity of the internet

The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere
Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...
by huesicle November 12, 2015
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Annoying Internet Quotes

Quotes you find on Photobucket, or some other popular website containing annoying quotes about friendship, summer, boys, fashion etc. Usually comes with a picture of a girl in a field of flowers having nothing to do with the topic of the quote.
"Give up already sweetie, you're never going to be me. So do yourself a favor and stop trying."

"&&; keep UR hEAd HiiGH dey will KiLL 2 seE chu fall GoRgEoUSsss.""

Girl 1: OMGFZiiiZLEEEZZ did you lyk see dat quote on photobucketz abut true LOVEZ? itz lyk totezlyz decribes me and RICKZ. ohmygawd.

Girl 2: No, it is just a horribly put-together quote that a lonely, mentally confused teenager wrote.

Girl 1: LYK MEHGAWD wut iz wrong Witttt CHU?!

Girl 2: Annoying internet quotes got you.
by b-b-bass-bass-basshunter! August 17, 2009
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Internet

Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?
by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008
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Internet

by Anonymous August 22, 2003
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Internet Nigga

A person who pretends to be a tough nigga aka a troll over the internet coined by this epic youtube comments fight on the video welcome to dallas because real niggas dont talk like that thats unrealistic.

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dat078912 u a fuck internet nigga talkn bout houston nigga u proble dont get no love 4rm h-town either make it in b4 the street light come on pussy boy aint no place like triple-d fuck boy i fucks with h-town so aint go diss it but hoe niggas like u get ya head crush 4rm talkn out the side of ya neck so fuck ya in ya pussy n get offline n go clean ya room 4ya mama come back in the house in give yo old ass a whoopn lol pussy
by wtf is dis real May 13, 2010
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internet toughguy

Someone who uses the medium of the Internet to act the "tough guy". This helps re-affirm his heterosexuality and makes up for the lack of self esteem he has.

An internet toughguy will often spend 25 hours a day playing games often reaching the upper echelons & being in a position to do a "Ridgway". When you ask is he is cheating, he will just call you a FAG.
Random gamer: =ASY=The_Ridge how did you do that?

=ASY=The_Ridge: Shut up you fag, do you have a 8800GT? No?... you FAG then im going to ban you from the Internet for life.

Random gamer: Internet toughguy Why di..."user has been disconnected from the server"

=ASY=GingerMatt: Ridge, that was a bit harsh wasn’t it?

*=ASY=GingerMatt has been banned from the server*
by Ginger_Matt August 20, 2007
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Internet Thug

One who thinks he is cool by making fun of someone over the internet or on a game. Also refers to little kids who try to make fun of people but end up failing and retreats to name calling or saying you suck.
Kid "Ohhhh mannn, you just got sniped in teh faccccEE!!!"

Another Kid "Yo, we'd definitely gonna mess this guyz up!"
Replier "INTERNET THUG!! INTERNET THUG!!"

Kid "Yeah, well... well.. You SUCK too!"

Kid "Yeah well, I did you mom last night!!!"
Replier "I did my mom last night too! Who hasn't!!"
Kid "..."
by PioneerPaul1864 August 6, 2009
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