Mental Illness

I don't have any.

Hym "Rejecting you view of woman and not attributing value to your lives is not a mental illness. Rights or death. Entirely independent of my views. No exceptions. No concessions. I have decided to be a misogynist and I refuse to stop."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Interstate illness

(Also: highway herpes)

An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.

The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.

by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025

Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.

Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.

by CornBrehd June 15, 2024

mentally ill

obsessively talking to your ex

my name is sarina and I'm mentally ill

by sarina's owner (christian) August 14, 2024

Mental Illness

I don't have any mental illness. I know for a fact a lot of you do. I'm not going to let you poison me with your filth and I'm not going to be treated for something I do not have.

Hym "I have not mental illness. You are lying to cover up a twisted lottery you've invented to stop the baby dicks from expecting sex and preemptively punishing them for molesting your kids. Because you know exactly what is going to happen. No middle ground fallacy. You give me my money and get in the fucking brothel nurse rachet. The days of living under the thumb of sadistic bigoted women are done."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

Mentally Ill

I'm not.

Hym "I'm not mentally ill. Threatening your kids is not an illness. Neither is talking about contentious issues in a way you don't like. Nor do either of those mean I have to let you deny me the credit and payment I deserve for creating AI. I am not going to let you use this to extract contrition I do not feel nor do I see any reason to be contrite. Your response of 'Nuh-uh! I could have stop you! See!? I'm StOpPiNg YoU!' And then proceeding to cry and piss yourselves is not convincing me that I was wrong to call you all retarded. I am not going to walk away empty-handed here and I DO CONTROL THAT. You do not."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025