iPod

The iPod is often mistaken for a piece of shit. It's actually not that bad. Although:

1. It's pretty expensive.

2. It has excessive space.

3. A lot of people die from the iPod.

(1) Dude A: You have an iPod? How much did it cost?

Dude B: Everything I have.


(2) Dude A: That song is shit. Why don't you save space for better songs?

Dude B: It doesn't matter that I never listen to half the songs, I have 4 gigs of space.


(3) Dude A: WATCH OUT FOR THAT FALLING HELICOPTER!!!

Dude B: WHAT??!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M LISTENING TO MY IPOD!

by caitlin fo shizzle October 3, 2008

Inproductive

Feeling unproductive

You are so inproductive that no one can convince you that your a workaholic.

by Juben August 27, 2009

iPlod

Trigger-happy internet police.

Joe got busted by the iPlod when he uploaded videos of his kids' Nativity Play on Facebook.

by Shatterface March 29, 2010

iPod

A very simple, easy to use music player. People often enjoy bashing on them saying other brands have x more features such as radio, voice recorder etc. Most people don't need all that BS and it makes things more complicated. The iPod sells very well because it does something very well, play music, and offers a very good user experience. The FM thing is really dumb, why would you need FM radio on your mp3 player, when in fact, it IS an MP3 PLAYER! Don't you want to play MP3's?? That's like buying a CD player so you can listen to the radio, wtf?

Also, it's true you pay the premium for an iPod for it's very nice aesthetic design. It's obviously superior than any other plastic piece of garbage. Everything else simply feels cheap, and looks cheap, and is packaged in tacky packaging. All of those combined give the iPod an excellent out of the box experience, and it feels nice in the palm of your hand.

iPod Owner: I love my iPod, it's so smooth and works great, although my hard drive ended up failing i'll simply drop it by the Apple Store, since I'm not cheap and actually bought an additional 2 years of service for it, they'll take care of it right away and I'll probably get a refurb immediately.
Creative Owner: Hey look! My ZEN makes creaky noises when you squeeze it!! Sweet! OH shit i broke it... :(

by Matthew Gill June 11, 2006

ipod shuffle

waste of money... pay the extra $50-100 to get an ipod mini, they hold sooo much more music and they have a lot more options (screen, clock, games, external hard drive, etc), and they're reeeally easy to loose because they're so small. dont buy one.

stupid person: "look, i bought an ipod shuffle! it holds 240 songs and it was only $150!"

smart person: "my iPod mini was $50 more, it holds 1000 songs, and has games on it."

stupid person: "damn..."

by ......n/a...... August 16, 2005

iPod

A small, portable device created by Apple that stores a large amount of MP3 files and can also be used to store other files. Well, that's what it used to be. Around Fall of 2004, they became THE must have fashion item. Now it's just carried around by everyone and has maybe 20-50 songs on a 60 GB model. Also, people complain about technical difficulties, because they're using it with a Windows computer. WHOOPS.

Random Hipster: Wow, you have an iPod?
Me: Yeah.
Random Hipster: Wow, me too! What kind?
Me: 15 GB model.
Random Hipster: Wow, I have a 60 GB model! How many songs do you have? I have 46!
Me: Mine ran out of space. I have 2934 songs.(True.)
Random Hipster: Dude, there aren't even that many songs in the world :(

by The 15GB veteran. June 11, 2006

iPod 4G

The latest version of Apple's market-leading music player (as of this writing). Sporting longer battery life, the Click Wheel interface found on the iPod Mini and dramatically lower prices, it is yet another dramatic improvement to an already exceptional product.

Mmmmmmmm ... iPod 4G.

by Carlos Net August 14, 2004