Big Sexy, Black male. Suffers from narcolepsy, dounsinderum, and alcoholism. Will shoot on site. DO NOT AWAKEN IF SLEEPING. If cranky, do NOT throw water on face and play the macarena. *Beware of the five finger death fuck*
Person 1: "Oh my god that big sexy blackfaced man just tried to five-finger death fuck me!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, that's just Hunter."
most annoying dudes in the world, if you meet one irl there's a 99% percent chance he's canadian. dudes named hunter tend to be da boyz and are the whiniest ass bitches (except hunter from the owl house, he would never ofc)
x: have you seen that dude named hunter?
y: the new guy? oh yeah totally. i told him to leave me alone bc he's a literal creep. also, he's got such a sick obsession with hockey.
x; i think he's autistic
y: don't do my autism fandom like that, pretty sure he's got something worse, like schitzophrenia or smth
hunter is the most perfect boyfriend ever. He will care for you till the end and after. He is sweet, respectful, cute, tall, amazing, funny, and all-round perfect. YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIM AND NEVER WILL.If you tell him something you do not like that he did he will go all out to be better.He will give you anything you want and treat you like royalty. He can be a bit of a dork but its absolutely adorable.If you find a hunter keep him safe.
girl 1: "Hey have you been talking to Hunter recently"
girl 2: "yea i have"
girl 1: "i heard he was a keeper dont give up on him"
girl 2: "trust me i wont"
Hunter is the type of person to abolish that fat black pussy or the rightwhite blonde pube bitch while maintaining the hardest 9 inch cock you will ever see