holy carpola

The Mormon or otherwise oppressive way of saying holy crap or holy crapola

Kid goes to church with parents.
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"

by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended April 30, 2008

Holy Clap

Used instead of holy shit

HOLY CLAP THAT NIGGA GONNA DO IT!

by DaddyDaniel May 23, 2016

Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.

Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.

by semensquid489 May 5, 2022

Holy Scoliosis

This term was first used by YouTuber "ScottTheWoz". When this term is used it's usually is a replacement for the phrase "Oh god"

*something shocks you*
Example: Holy scoliosis what is that!

by SomeDumb June 20, 2018

Holy Arse

When you look at a girls arse and you cant help but stare

Damn! she has a Holy Arse

by 3-Man July 1, 2016

Holy BEANS

A "14 year old" Irish girl, but we all know she's actually 10. She vote manipulates on the |r/watersheepcult Discord Server|. She always defends her trash country.

thetechtoot: uh it's Holy BEANS again
Kits: I know right! People should vote for us

by Pony Bottle June 13, 2020

holy shamozzle

An expressive term to describe an event beyond comprehension if the person doesn't have the brain power to think of a better term.

"there was like 8 of them" "Holy shamozzle!"

by this_dude666 October 31, 2014