hobo handwarmer

Defacating or urinating into a ziplock bag to keep your hands warm.

Dude its so cold you want me to make you a hobo handwarmer

by Sketchy boy January 2, 2016

education hoboe

An individual that struggles for basic necessary needs such as food, sleep or money to keep up their grades or for lack of money because of the cost of education. More specifically college kids who struggle to feed themselves and resort to ramen and waffles.

Nick: Did you talk to Sally recently? She's barely had any sleep or food these past three days! Apparently her rent is expensive and she can barely afford food.

Jessica: I feel bad. She's become such an education hoboe.

by -_____________- September 15, 2009

Hobo Sexual

Someone that has sex with vagabonds, bums, and transients.

"I shouldn't joke about homeless people because I've slept with so many of them. I guess that would make me a 'Hobo Sexual'."

by Mike Corning January 18, 2009

hobo drunk

to be so drunk, one cares not whether he or others are covered in one's own urine, vomit, or feces.

Dude, Ronald consciously puked into his crotch at the bar. Yeah, he was hobo drunk.

by Mick Manhattan January 6, 2008

Hobo buhjokies

The genitals of a homeless man/grubby man; grubby genitals.

Teri: Me and Kevin were gonna have some sex but Kevin had some NARLY hobo buhjokies.

by xxleftxxbehindxx March 23, 2007

hobo massacre

after having drunk sex with your girlfriend in new york, you throw your tv out the window, killing a hobo.

Joe: there's an inpection outside my house

Tim: why?

Joe: cause me and my girl caused a hobo massacre last night.

by FAT TONY JEW STONER July 9, 2011

Airport Hobo

Someone who is awesome amd very attractive. Someone who has a shlong and can finnese all the ladies with his swagger

Him: Man look at that kid over there
Her: He's a real Airport Hobo. Look at the way he walks and the look those girls give him. Oh and that bulge. Mmmmmm

by NotBillyHopkins December 20, 2018