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Helicopter Gunship Parent

A helicopter parent who, to promote their child, will proactively neutralize a person perceived to hinder their own child's advancement.

The effective target of a helicopter gunship parent is a child with more talent and better performance than their own, in a activity with limited opportunities or resources. By a range of overt and covert aggressive methods, the helicopter gunship parent will remove the other child's competition, or the third party who has control over allocation of opportunities and resources, from the activity.

Characteristic outcomes of helicopter gunship parent activity are unwarranted advancement of their own child, other more talented children and their parents/teachers/organisers declining to participate or contribute to the activity, and degraded performance of the activity due to loss of talent. The benefitting child may also suffer reputational damage due to their helicopter gunship parent's activity, even if the child is unaware of the activity or an unwilling beneficiary in the activity.

Common situations of helicopter gunship parent action are sport team selection and role allocation, school drama involvement, academic or sport prizes and scholarships, and school leadership roles.
How can Adam's kids be in such high-level teams but be so doggedly mediocre and continually hold back the team performance? He is a helicopter gunship parent; over the years, he made all the better players walk away from the sport.

Tony's second-rate son got that top academic prize only because Tony is a helicopter gunship parent. I don't know how he did it but he got the award panel to quit then he got himself and his friends on it. The prize and the school is a bad joke.
by Innocent Bypasser January 13, 2024
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Helicoptering

When your about to cum you start swinging your dick around and slapping her with it and when you cum it gets everywhere
I was helicoptering this hoe
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Helicoptering

Taking a 360 with your dick in her vagina while having sex with someone. your dick cannot leave the vagina.
Have you ever tried helicoptering?
Yes i did it with my girlfriend last night!
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When having sex with a girl, you take a 360 while having you penis in her vagina(like a helicopter).
Have you tried Helicoptering?
Yes, I did it with my girlfriend last night!
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Helicopter Tbag

The act of teabagging in variant. This variant is conducted while victim is supine and bag is placed in proper placement and rotated in 360 degree rotation repeatedly. While singing obnoxiously "It's Tha Heliplcopta Baby!"
This allows everyone know in the general vicinity that your helicopter is in the area and conducting operations.
Why did you just bag me like that?

Its the Helicopter Tbag!
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Helicopter of Paris

Four men commence in an Eiffel Tower get erect whilst the individual in the middle spins around getting slapped in the face by the 4 penis’.
Hey we need one more guy for the Helicopter of Paris. Are you free this weekend?
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Helicopter

When a man moves his bodyadiadiadi in a way that makes his shlong move in circles.
Sam had a very small wiener. It was difficult for him to put it to good use, and so instead of wanking, he helicopters to get off. One day, Millie walks in and witnesses the atrocity that is his masturbation ritual, and yet instead of running away on fear like any sane person, she rolled the barely visible nub of flesh between he fingers as if she was playing the worlds smallest violin 🤏
by Aurat November 11, 2025
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