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Sam had a very small wiener. It was difficult for him to put it to good use, and so instead of wanking, he helicopters to get off. One day, Millie walks in and witnesses the atrocity that is his masturbation ritual, and yet instead of running away on fear like any sane person, she rolled the barely visible nub of flesh between he fingers as if she was playing the worlds smallest violin 🤏
by Aurat November 11, 2025
Get the Helicoptermug.