heavy-duty asswipe 

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.

gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.

heavy-duty asswipe by kakashiru August 5, 2010

Heavy Sweating 

What happens when you do more than kiss, according to Glee's cleaned-up version of "Toucha-toucha-touch Me" for the Rocky Horror Glee Show. Can lead to Bed Fretting, whatever the eff that is.

But what about the heavy sweating?

Heavy Sweating by WTGGlee November 2, 2010

heavy petting 

Having sex without penetration; where the penis only touches the vagina but does not enter it.

Kyle was heavy petting her last night.

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We are the nation's leading supplier of dog mits.

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heavy petting by Doesnt Matter July 3, 2003

Heavy breakfast 

You wake up in the morning and go down on your lady, even though it's that time of the month!

Man I had a heavy breakfast this morning! Yummy!

Heavy breakfast by Squid_17 July 14, 2016

Heavy metal Queen 

A future based person who is a female Space trucker

ShhhK....This is heavy metal queen....Respond....ShhhhK

Heavy metal Queen by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Heavy Metal 

A sad excuse for music.It's barely better than emo but not as good as rap.And this is coming from somebody who fucking hates rap!But rap is more valid than heavy metal.Atleast rap is far more versatile and can be fused with all sorts of different styles.

Stamp out emo,goth and heavy metal.

Heavy Metal by fuckyou posers December 28, 2005

Heavy Metal Jesus 

-Yahoo Answers R&S resident.

-To live in ones parent's basement. To be a big fan of OMG EPIC power metal, hence the obnoxious name. To have maybe two or three friends irl, at most, but that is expected considering you get wood while staring at your Manowar poster.

-To suffer from unwarranted self importance. Ironically, when the real Heavy Metal Jesus sees this definition, it will most likely inflate his ego and without a doubt inflate his little solider as Manowar has now been mentioned twice. OMG EPIC POSING. To really get a Heavy Metal Jesus tingling, throw in a little DragonFarce with a pinch of Iced Earth.

- To be a \m/TRU METAL!!!!!\m/ virgin. SRSLY, Heavy Metal Jesus is a self admitted virgin. He'd be a mot more badassed if he listened to Mercyful Fate, but alas, he is a purist, power metal virgin and is intent on remaining that way. Silly Heavy Metal Jesus, virginity is for idiotic straight edgers.

Death to false Heavy Metal Jesus!

Heavy Metal Jesus by umaekmaehornie November 10, 2010