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Scandal handle

Two meanings (possibly more)

Meaning no.1: Scandal Handle (scan/dhal - Han/dhal) a name or "handle" used by daily print,blog and bloggers (which differs from their birth name) who write or "report" specifically about gossip and or drama associated with rumors and or gossip of any kind. This could also include radio hosts and other forms of media not listed in which a individual uses a alias or handle instead of their real name to contribute any form of drama or gossip to anyone's life.

Meaning No.2 = Scandal Handle (scan/dhal - Han/dhal) a hood rats ponytail, weave extension or any type of body excess which could be used to hold,pull or push during sexual intercourse or foreplay.
EXAMPLE(s) COINCIDE WITH MEANING NUMBERS:
No.1: His real name is Mario L but while he is reporting the latest celebrity smutt he uses the scandal handle Parez Hilton.

No.2: Man says to another man about recent one night stand with a Hood Rat - "You know how I do, I grabbed that Scandal Handle and gave that hoe the capital D!" Other guy assumes he is speaking about the frosty blonde extension he saw Latishwa with just a day earlier, which sh had placed at the top of her head in a ponytail facing the right side of her back.
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Handled

When someone shoots you with a pump and it hits HARD
Person 1:Damn he was on height and fully handled me
Person2: wow he must know how to handle the pump
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handle socket

A space perfectly shaped to fit a penis, as like a handle it is also a grabable object.
"Man, she was crazy last night, she was like a handle socket, made just for me"

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about"
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to handle

One of many verbs that is a handy euphemism for "to murder"-- used only by those used to ordering killings.
"Joey's been getting high, flashing money and mouthing off about the Brink's Job! Tell his brother to handle him, or someone will handle both of them."
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Can't Handle It

My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.
Jake: oh man i just ruined this expensive thing.... Ethan: you just done a Can't Handle It!
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