guitarism

The way a guitar is played. How a guitarist makes his guitar speak to others.

The Guitarism of Jimi Hendrix was total funk while Eric Clapton's guitarism is pure metal.

by Ray Rose July 17, 2006

guitar solo

A type of statement or act, whether verbal or physical, that conveys a sense of pride in honor of the performance of said statement or act, that is by its nature cheesy, sappy, and excessive. A Guitar solo is almost always followed with a "heh" or a noise or action with similar exclamatory meaning.

More applicably, someone can actually "be" a guitar solo if they make a statement or behave in a way that has become so desperately conventional or standard as to render the statement or behavior cheesy, sappy, and excessive (think motivational speakers).

"Heh, gonna pick up Lisa later, take her for a ride in my Hemme truck and get road dome heh."

"Heh, you city boys and your two-wheel drive trucks are no match for my Ford 4x4 and its killer towing capacity, heh."


"Dude, how many times did that speaker say 'in this economy' and mention how we needed to 'get er done' in order to get out of the recession?"

"I know dude, that guy was such a guitar solo. I seriously just wanted to start playing the air guitar right in front of him."

"It's not about staying up, heh, its about getting up after you fall down, heh."

by dannyg5 April 28, 2009

Guitar Hero

A game for retards who don't have enough musical talent to play a real guitar.

Good Song Plays

Guitar Hero Homo: OMFG I CAN PLAY THIS ON GUITAR HERO.

Non Fag: So what queer any retard can play a stupid fucking stick with 5 buttons.

by AnalRape December 9, 2008

Guitar Boner

just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.

Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?

Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.

Person 1: Me too.

by RaistlinCaitir June 20, 2011

Guitar Hero Hand Syndrome

Guitar Hero hand syndrome is what happens when you play guitar hero for a very long time (5+ years) and whenever a guitar solo or any music that you can follow along to you start playing air guitar and it really does not make you look cool it makes you look more like a poser

Person 1: Man i think i been playing Guitar Hero for to long i think i have Guitar Hero Hand Syndrome *starts playing air guitar*

Person 2: Dude stop playing that silly game and start playing real guitar

by MidnightStar Sparks September 19, 2011

Guitarbage

Any and all douchebaggery associated with the use of a guitar, including, but not limited to, (a) whipping one out at a party, (b) playing an overwrought, attention-seeking guitar solo for no reason other than you feel like dominating the stage and are a hopeless fucking douchebag (see: hair metal), owning a flying V - especially for reasons of irony. Especially then.

"Yeah, I made it out to see that Metallica cover band. 5 minute impromptu guitar solo at the end of One. Buncha fuckin' guitarbage, you ask me."

"What is he doing, playing 'Major Tom' in the living room? Total guitarbage. Its funny, I guess, but what a douchebag."

by Chalkboard Fatass October 17, 2011

Gugit

Something a Scottish person finds shite

Mary makes ald James McDonald his tea and under cooks it

Ald Mr McDonald is furious and shouts "Ow ere MARY this ere dinner is GUGIT hen"

by Mr McLaughlin October 22, 2011