I did a good thing today.
I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.
But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.
I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.
But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.
by Stu Jones March 17, 2013
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Most often said as filler when trying to put together the excuse or explanation.
Most often said as filler when trying to put together the excuse or explanation.
Jimmy: Hey Lil' Ricky did you drink all my beer bitch?
Lil Ricky: Well uh you know guy... it was there and I was thristy so I put a hurtin on that shit.
Jimmy: Asshole.
Lil Ricky: Well uh you know guy... it was there and I was thristy so I put a hurtin on that shit.
Jimmy: Asshole.
by crazycyrax March 4, 2009
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There are more angry nice guys than we'd like to admit, hence this issue deserves a definition.
Its a nice guy who isn't perceived as nice by his surroundings, for the sole reason of being angry. Might be a transitional stage from being a nice guy to assholery. The reasons for anger are multiple - ranging from plain rejection to disliking of whats going on in the world to observing general flaws in human nature and relationships. Symptomes include:
- angry/non-calm complexion
- lack of motivation
- has a high value for truth and expects the same from others
- upon meeting a girl, he will be always polite and try to be a gentleman
- when she tries to take advantage of it, he will break all contact with her. And then the cycle repeats with another woman
- ignored by most women, for the reason below:
women are unable to decide whether he is a "nice guy" (who would do anything to please the woman and get burned in the process) or a "regular asshole" (who treats the woman badly, and who is recognized by her as THE MAN). Neither does the "angry nice guy" fall into the middle category of guys (which is considered to be ideal, as the guy will respect and care for his woman, while maintaining authority in the relationship). As women are too lazy to over-analyze this, they give up and move on to find someone more simple to understand - a nice guy or an asshole.
In sum, even though an "angry nice guy" has more dignity than a nice guy, he is still a nice guy to the core. The only difference is that he is not getting any ass, and more honest than the nice guy.
Its a nice guy who isn't perceived as nice by his surroundings, for the sole reason of being angry. Might be a transitional stage from being a nice guy to assholery. The reasons for anger are multiple - ranging from plain rejection to disliking of whats going on in the world to observing general flaws in human nature and relationships. Symptomes include:
- angry/non-calm complexion
- lack of motivation
- has a high value for truth and expects the same from others
- upon meeting a girl, he will be always polite and try to be a gentleman
- when she tries to take advantage of it, he will break all contact with her. And then the cycle repeats with another woman
- ignored by most women, for the reason below:
women are unable to decide whether he is a "nice guy" (who would do anything to please the woman and get burned in the process) or a "regular asshole" (who treats the woman badly, and who is recognized by her as THE MAN). Neither does the "angry nice guy" fall into the middle category of guys (which is considered to be ideal, as the guy will respect and care for his woman, while maintaining authority in the relationship). As women are too lazy to over-analyze this, they give up and move on to find someone more simple to understand - a nice guy or an asshole.
In sum, even though an "angry nice guy" has more dignity than a nice guy, he is still a nice guy to the core. The only difference is that he is not getting any ass, and more honest than the nice guy.
Emily met an angry nice guy, which she thought at first was a nice guy. But then she saw that he didnt LOOK so happy (as he didnt like to smile and used bad words often), yet acted nice around her. Becoming very confused, she suspected he was really a pretending asshole and has moved on.
by Dimon February 22, 2008
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Tourettes Guy: "Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!!!"
Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.
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Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.
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by Mbleh August 21, 2007
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Get the Bill Nye The Science Guy mug.Teh guy who protects Michael Jackson's sensitive skin from sunlight by holding an umbrella over him immediately upon exiting a building.
by Universalist May 17, 2005
Get the umbrella guy mug.A guy that listens to his girl friend any time she needs an ear, no matter how bad it breaks his heart that she's crying over another guy when he knows she would be completely happy with him at whatever cost on his part. He's always there when no one else is, just to watch her go find another jerk to stomp on her self-esteem. But, nonetheless, he stays and waits to be the shoulder she cries on. Every girl claims she wants this kind of guy yet most go and find some kind of manwhore to make them cry. But eventually, at one point in time, they see it. They secretly fall for this guy, their best friend. But he may have already given up. Or they may think,"He's just being nice... He's like that to everyone." or,"I don't want to let out how I feel about him because then it could ruin our friendship."
It seems that everyone else can see whats going on, but not the two people actually involved.
You see, that friendship doesnt work. They end up liking each other, just maybe not at the same time. This kind of relationship kills people.
Guys and girls can never be "friends".
It seems that everyone else can see whats going on, but not the two people actually involved.
You see, that friendship doesnt work. They end up liking each other, just maybe not at the same time. This kind of relationship kills people.
Guys and girls can never be "friends".
by Gir loves muffins September 17, 2006
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