To use the bathroom only to be surprised to learn you have explosive diarrhea
Al notices Sara is tired, pale and a bit sweaty "You alright Sara?"

"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"
by Kaibosh December 20, 2013
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Plastic Hand Grenade

A term used in the Plastic Model Kit figure building community that refers to a kit that (usually through old age or poor design by the manufacturers) falls apart into several pieces all over the place from the slightest touch.
God the Real Grade Gundam is such a plastic hand grenade..... just by bending the knee... all the armor on the skirt and the hand fell off.
by zetavoid October 12, 2020
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hipster hand grenade

(n) The Samsung Note 7, which gained infamy for its exploding battery. The phone was also featured as a grenade in GTA 5 via a mod.
My God... Is that guy using a Hipster Hand Grenade!?! Run!
by Funmunke March 31, 2017
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brown grenade

taking a dump on a lizzards chest
I gave a brown grenade to Sruzzosi
by who else September 4, 2004
mugGet the brown grenademug.
a word used to describe the horrific condition of a restroom after someone has explosively deficated and left pieces of fecal matter over various parts of the restroom and toilet
Im not using that restroom its looks like someone threw a chocolate pudding grenade in there
by Patrick M G February 9, 2008
mugGet the chocolate pudding grenademug.

Danish Poop Grenade

While receiving fellatio, a man discreetly takes a shit into his own hand, removes his dick from the mouth of whomever is sucking on his member, and replaces it with the fecal matter. After the victims mouth is filled with poop, deliver a strong kick to their stomach. The result is a violent explosion of poop shrapnel with a chance of cum and blood.
Roxanne thought she could make up for fucking my brother by sucking on my dick a little bit. I showed that bitch how I roll and gave her the Danish Poop Grenade. May God have mercy on her soul.
by El Presidente Del Fireclowns November 28, 2009
mugGet the Danish Poop Grenademug.

Anally Propelled Grenade

The act of sliding a grenade into ones or your anal cavity in an upwards motion and expelling it out with great force. The word is also commonly written as the acronym APG.
We need to get rid of those guards, prepare you Anally Propelled Grenade.
by The destroyer of anal August 19, 2013
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