grease monkey

A hand job with lube.

Worker #1: She got the biggest ass licking in the world in the weekly newsletter.
Worker #2: She must be giving the boss grease monkeys in the lactation room.

by Dolemite71 April 23, 2006

grease job

A grease job is the act of eating a double cheeseburger from Mcdonalds, and then having your sexual partner use the wrapper to aid in administering a hand job.

Man I can't believe it, beck actually gave me a grease job right in the parking lot last night!

by Randy Randolph August 6, 2016

Grease Monkey

operator of mechanical equipment,usually on a construction site

Diesel powered cement mixer:
Small and large dumpers;
Various other equipment

by Michael December 15, 2003

grease-puss

A derogatory reference to a large woman or young lady, at least a little overweight, or buffered by a layer of fat around her gut, who also enjoys nagging at men, stalkering or snooping in other's business, cock-blocking, and has a general nervous attitude about herself that's very off-putting. Aforementioned woman might also enjoy buying lavish dinners for men that she stalks and bothers about.

Guy: 'If you guzzle another coffee cup of melted Velveeta cheese, grease-puss, those buttons are gonna pop off your blouse....grease-puss!'
Girl: 'I want peanut butter, NOW!!! With chocolate M&M's mixed in!!!(Snort, snort, wheeze...)
Guy: 'I said NO, grease-puss! Peanut butter and M&M's will just make you fatter!'
Girl: 'NOW!!! I said CHEESE!!! NOW!!!'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

grease-a-butt

also known as Pizza Hut.. the meat toppings may cause a laxative effect and the famous pan pizza is nothing but a mass grease pit made from 100% frozen dough.

My brother ordered grease-a-butt pan pizza last night and the sausage is giving me the trots.

by citylifeloving January 5, 2013

cocktail grease

extremely fucked-up from substance over-use. Also can be used to describe the appearance of an individual who is extremely fucked-up.

Grrl 1: Man, did you see Shanella last night? That whore went way beyond hot mess!

Grrl 2: Yeah, I know, she was complete cocktail grease by the time we left the club!

by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004

Grease Monkey

The kid at school who never bathes. This causes his/her hair to have plenty of attractive grease in it.

"Did you see Todd today?"
"Holy shit, yeah. That kid is a total grease monkey."

by cacacarrottop October 16, 2008