goat moon 

When a guy tucks his nuts between his legs and proceeds to moon somebody.

Snap, I didn't know Dan would have the balls to goat moon those badonkadonk girls! He got them all mean muggin!!

goat moon by homebizzle February 14, 2006

Goat Brigade 

An odd-lot collection of sots, one-offs and rogues who miraculously find each other. Unable to relate to society-at-large, they're at least able to bond with each other as a group.

Jed: Wow! I didn't think Applebee's would be so crowded...and what's up with all the braying sounds?!
Raoul: It's the Goat Brigade -- must be bowling night.
Ned: Goats!!
Raoul: Verdad!

Goat Brigade by Ned Wazoo July 28, 2011

Goat Mouthed Poof

A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.

"Is that dude gay?!?"

"Nah, he is just a goat mouthed poof!"

Goat Mouthed Poof by Barry The Bogan August 15, 2006

goat party 

1. A party whose main attraction is the presence of a goat. Usu. the goat is free to roam and interact with drunken party-goers.

2. Any party with a goat in attendance.

Son! Are you having a goat party?

I had sex with the goat at the goat party.

At last week's goat party we thought the goat had died, but it was really just totally smashed.

goat party by Robert Dondo July 25, 2006

Goat Dance 

The goat dance is traditionally a New Year's Eve ritual of fertility and fecundity, connecting the Romanian territory to the Greek antiquity and to the Oriental civilizations.

"Met a redneck on a Grecian isle, he did the goat dance very well, gave me back my smile, but he kept my camera to sell."
-Joni Mitchell
"California"
Blue, 1971

Goat Dance by killer_weed July 28, 2009

Goat Demon

Allpowerful being that lives atop Great Mountain, sitting on the Demon Monster Throne. A meandering river.

Person 1: "It has been foretold."

Person 2: "What of the Goat Demon?"

Person 1: "Skeletons monsters death sepsis decay evil."

Person 2: "I will never forgive you."

Goat Demon by the river meanders slowly January 22, 2009

goat hot 

Really, really, really hot. So hot that even a goat wouldn't be able to stand it. Typically occurs during really humid weather, especially while working outdoors doing manual labor.

We'd been working in the sun all morning and I was goat hot.

goat hot by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007