Gerkin Anonymous

Similar to Alcohol Anonymous but for men with micro penis or micro penis energy

Brian made sure to where his affliction shirt and salt life baseball cap to his Gerkin Anonymous meeting at the unemployment office on Tuesday

by Lsassafrass October 29, 2025

Geringquippiam

Insignificant thing

from the German word gering meaning small amount, and the Latin word quippiam meaning an unspecified thing.

Often used when discussing the Planck length imagined as an object.

scientist 1: hey did you see that projectile fly by?

scientist 2: yeah, I measured it and it was about a Planck length long

scientist 3: yea man that was a real Geringquippiam

by Antonio T. Onino November 17, 2025

germinulb

A hypocrite accusing someone of being weird but turns out to be weirder than the person he's accusing of. He's also sent an explicit image to a m*nor.

Oh, he is such a germinulb. Ugh, so annoying.

by mrsashaputoy December 8, 2025

verbal Gerbil

phone sex techinque most often used by the homosexual population

" Man that was really hot on the phone last night, you really got me with the Verbal Gerbil!"

by TaporChoke July 23, 2008

Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011

The Germinator

Arnold Schwarzenegger's latest starring role

I saw The Germinator on TV last night, and he's got a new line: "I'll be back... in court!"

by Caggins June 13, 2011

girthy gervin

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017