ram goggles 

Comes from the campus of Cornell College in Mount Vernon, Iowa, where the school mascot is the ram. Much like beer goggles, Ada goggles, and others, ram goggles occur when a respectable bro is forced to drastically reduced his standards of women, food, society in general, and especially WOMEN! Ram googles are a great way to coup with literally eating anemic bull semen, dealing with LARPers (commonly referred to as Narnians), and outrageously average or below average girls who think that their intelligence is what will make them sexy and therefore are content with looking like the offspring of a naked mole rat and a bearded hippopotamus...seriously ladies?

that girl is sexy!" "dude she has a mustache and is carrying a styrofoam sword... you're ram goggles are kickin in brah.

ram goggles by makebadchoiceshere13 November 14, 2010

Shit goggles 

The opposite of Rose-Tinted Glasses, where by a person see's things for only the negatives, often embellished.

Oh come on Mike, your looking at life with Shit goggles mate.

Shit goggles by HedzDeathPunch December 11, 2010

beer goggles 

A less than stellar looking guy/girl who gets better looking the closer it is to the bar closing time.

Did you see that ugly bitch Keith brought home from the bar last night, I think he must have been wearing beer goggles.

beer goggles by GM1 Stingray April 1, 2020

Russian Spy Goggles 

When you put your nuts on someones eyes

Hey pretty lady, wanna pretend its still the cold war and put on some russian spy goggles?

Russian Spy Goggles by JmRg October 22, 2010

Japanese Rain Goggles 

At the climax of a sexual encounter, the post-coital matter becomes airborne at an angle in which the recipient is caused to squint their eyes in anticipation. In that moment, the aforementioned distributor will, in an act of heroism, stretch the scrotal sack to cover the intended recipients' (then slanted) ocular cavities, thus creating Japanese Rain Goggles.

She finally accepted my relationship request on Facebook, solely due to my flawless execution of the Japanese Rain Goggles last night.

Japanese Rain Goggles by 2 1/2 men, -the 1/2, + a girl November 28, 2010

Arabian Goggles 

When a guy sets his balls on someone's eyes while they are sleeping.

Jacob: Haha he has {Arabian Goggles}
Whole School: Daye GEHHHHHHHHH!
The Whole of Australia: Dow {Futter} is now in the Gutter!!!
Whole World: Daye GEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Arabian Goggles by FerterintheMerter February 24, 2019

arabian sun goggles on a windy day 

A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.

Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.

arabian sun goggles on a windy day by Dr. Mexico September 3, 2008