fuzzcast

n. A forecast of the presence of fuzz in the vicinity. Can refer to planning activities in town, a scan of the road around one's car, etc.

"I'd love to join you downtown for drinks, but the fuzzcast there is way too high."

(Driver to passenger): "I want to jump the double yellow into the carpool lane. Look around for the PoPo and give me a fuzzcast."

by free range turtle rancher July 11, 2010

fuzzbooking

Facebooking while buzzed

Last Saturday night I was Fuzzbooking and by accident, confessed my undying love to my boss.

by klsdel September 20, 2011

fuzz

douchebags with horrible hygiene. those who do not brush their teeth frequently, do not clean themselves properly, if they're male then tend to have smegma (cheese like substance on their testicles) or just need a nice long shower with extra soap!

"Did you see the fuzz on that guys teeth? I couldn't stand looking at it!"

"Hey man, check out that fuzz over there, that's nasty!"

by fuzzfree! December 8, 2012

fuzz puncher

A woman who has sex with another women.

Refers to when a women sexually stimulates another women using her fist.

I heard kelly and Jennifer are fuzz punchers.

She said shes attracted to girls,oh so shes a fuzz puncher.

by Big dan teeg October 23, 2013

fuzz vision

When you are so high that you think that every car on the road is a cop.

I have fuzz vision right now i need to pull over and eat this donut.

by Joecat January 20, 2014

Fuzzies

U.S. Army recruit (E-1) that has no rank insignia.
They are called Fuzzies because of the fuzzy velcro patch on their shoulders.

"Yo, Ramirez do you see these new recruits?"
" Yeah, Here come the Fuzzies."

by LoobedUpPirate May 19, 2014

Fuzzer

A person who is timid on an activity based on weak reasoning or the simple fact they are a pussy, derived from an error in computing code.

Killa: Trying to blaze tonight?

Fuzzer: Nah bro I have to kick it with the wifey…

Killa: Danggg bro don't be a fuzzer!

by HussDaHighDurr June 20, 2014