When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
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John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
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Best achieved by proper foreplay, proper anal foreplay, Magic Wand Massager on her clit, and slowly fucking her in the ass.
Best achieved by proper foreplay, proper anal foreplay, Magic Wand Massager on her clit, and slowly fucking her in the ass.
Sam: It took 2 hours to turn Jessica into a Fountain Symphony, and then she squirted every time I slid inside her. I no longer need praise to know I'm good, I think I just won sex.
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Get the fountain fucker mug.The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.
The Red Fountain School for Specialists (Red Fountain School for Magicians in Season 1) is one of the three main schools of Magix, along with Alfea and Cloud Tower, and is where Specialists are trained.
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