Turkish Fountain

A method of urination wherein the penis is angled upwards and the stream of urine arcs in the air, curving back down into the mouth. If the pressure is not great enough and the urine simply goes everywhere, it is known as a Turkish Sprinkler

'I have to piss so bad, but there's nowhere to go!'
'Just do the Turkish Fountain.'

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! September 23, 2025

Fountain Piss

When you’re actively drinking any type of liquid while simultaneously peeing. Like a fountain sucks up water while simultaneously shooting it out.

“Dude are you seriously gonna bring your drink into the bathroom?” “yeah dude I’m gonna go take a fountain piss it feels amazing”

by UFried October 10, 2025

Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

Dorian’s Fountain

Established September 13, 2021, A Fountain located at La Plaza Park in the center of Dana Point, California. Donated by the city of Dana Point and maintained by a patron of Hennessy’s tavern. The Fountain is a major attraction on weekends due an increase of visitor’s from Southside San Clemente, who can be seen enjoying a swim in the fountain.

Michael was awarded the keys to the city after saving a grow man from drowning in 3 inch of water in the fountain

The city of Dana Point imports holy water from Flint, Michigan for use in the Fountain

Dorian’s fountain is not just any other fountain

by Dana West November 28, 2025

school water fountain

there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes

Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

The blairmore soda fountain

The act of putting sprite or any carbonated beverage into your mouth then holding someone’s penis inside letting the carbonation do all the work.

Yeah dude, last week Becky gave me “The blairmore soda fountain”, it was absolutely wild

by Thebiggestcheez December 16, 2025

Iraqi umbrella fountain

The Iraqi umbrella consists of shoving an umbrella up someone’s asshole then proceeding to open the umbrella and letting the shit spew out like a fountain.

Xavier: When’s the last time you’ve taken a shit.

Annie: Niamh performed The Iraqi Umbrella Fountain on me the other day so I’ll be good for like a week.

by YupBro11 January 8, 2026