Fort Knox defensive

When someone gets so defensive, it’s like trying to break into Fort Knox, just ain’t gonna break through to them.

Me: “Damn you really gonna put ketchup on macaroni and cheese??”
Them: “Yeah, and you’d know better if you had some taste!”
Me: “DAMN, you don’t have to get Fort Knox defensive on me…”

by na-meme42 April 21, 2024

Blanket Fort Day

International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.

Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?

by Mscottie November 29, 2024

Fort Kickass

Where Chuck Norris goes to train real men in the power of Chuck Kwan Do.

I've been stationed in Fort Kickass.

by Chuck Norris' uncle brother August 26, 2018

knox fort

The polar opposite of fort knox.

Guy:My wifi password is knox fort
*his password is potato123*

by Carry on young one February 21, 2025

lennon forte

lennon forte is a very small chap tat loves annoying ppl and pulls no bitches and thinks evryone is gl defirnlty girls he sees in tescos

omg its lennon forte he likes you

by yourdaisyourma356 July 22, 2022

port-a-fort

A port-a-fort is a poggers epic metal tower that can be carried with you in frotinet. When you throw down the port-a-fort a long sexy metal tower will be placed down and you can go inside and go on bouncy tires to have epic roof sex and kill ugly curry munchers

Me: I just killed some cunt in my port-a-fort

Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker

by Slammel May 21, 2022

Forts

Carried by chubz and Zykic (forts or after chubz quits 📉📉📉)

Forts is washed
How did forts lose that

by Rupforts May 3, 2021