Floppy Joe

When you put your soft dick in sloppy joe meat.

Bro my shmeat was cold so i performed a floppy joe.

by Jerryatrics May 6, 2018

Floppy Ferret

When your dong goes chugging along

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret

by JonMay August 3, 2020

floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024