floating nipple

A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.
A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.
by Nipple doc January 26, 2014
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floating sand

When you illegally drive a lifted Toyota in Hawaii on a public beach that has been closed off to all vehicles, originated in Makaha but eventually made it to outer islands.
When you are too busy to pick up the phone because you are ‘floating sand’ with the boys
by Sillyboys808 March 19, 2023
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Float me a Franklin

“Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.
“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface
by exuberantshrimpking February 25, 2024
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floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.
"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."
by ArtOfMecha May 28, 2021
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Creamola foam float

When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!
She said she wasn't feeling very well for any action so i gave her the creamola foam float!!
by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021
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floating oysters

leaving a load of sperm in the hot tub after fucking
No way I am getting in this hot tub when Mitch is floating oysters with his girl.
by Rob Gator August 03, 2018
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floating point arithmetic

something to spare your computers of doing whenever possible
dont you fucking dare put floating point arithmetic in that function, change the variables
by choco_loco November 21, 2023
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