by scowb May 23, 2024

by 84matt460 April 5, 2021

'Myther it, tell them float', 'You're mythering, tell them float', or simply 'tell them float' is an expression used to tell people that what they're saying/doing/feeling is not that deep and they should simply deal with it.
The expression comes from if someone was drowning or struggling to stay in water, you would tell them to float. In this idiom, the water that they're drowning in is the situation that they are taking too seriously; and they should simply float above their problems. Not solving the problems, merely floating above them.
It's important to note that the person facing these issues are told to themselves "Tell em float". Almost as if the peer to peer conversation is actually a group bullying whereas the person telling them to float is calling for people to back him up.
The expression comes from if someone was drowning or struggling to stay in water, you would tell them to float. In this idiom, the water that they're drowning in is the situation that they are taking too seriously; and they should simply float above their problems. Not solving the problems, merely floating above them.
It's important to note that the person facing these issues are told to themselves "Tell em float". Almost as if the peer to peer conversation is actually a group bullying whereas the person telling them to float is calling for people to back him up.
"I really hate how hot it is in here"
"You're mythering, tell them float"
"I cant stand the way she dresses"
"Float, its not that deep"
"I cant pay my bills this month"
"Tell em float"
"You're mythering, tell them float"
"I cant stand the way she dresses"
"Float, its not that deep"
"I cant pay my bills this month"
"Tell em float"
by dictionarywriter1234 February 19, 2024

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
by Laxanus November 7, 2020

When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!
by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021

A huge dishonerable piece of shit who smells like a McPlayplace in rural Georgia. Has the consistency of grandma's famous southern chili.
Ralph: You wanna go get a Burger Float 4Ever?
D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.
D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.
by SkinFlute_9/11_NeverForget February 7, 2023

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018
