and then I found five dollars

a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."

by defying gravity May 23, 2004

five string king

If you ever have the pleasure of seeing Keith Richards use his five sting, then you better be on your favourite drug, because then you can finaly say you are experienced.

Any tour or LP you can find him on he will prove to be the worlds greatest five string king.

by 21st century prophet August 21, 2006

the freshman five

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first

"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"

by lauren September 1, 2003

penis high five

When two guys pass each other through a door way , and rub crotches with each other as they squeeze through. Usually attributed to the fact that they both think they are to hard to yield to the other guy.

Marvin was too cool to let Patrick into the office before he left, resulting in a penis high five as they both squeezed through the door way.

by GarryOwen January 12, 2008

law of fives

A Discordian concept that illustrates how easy it is to create conspiracies and imagine meaning where meaning does not, in itself, exist fnord.

According to the Principia Discordia:

"ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5."

The law of fives is never wrong."

Lord Omar K. Ravenhurst: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."

by Popess Timky February 8, 2007

five finger discount

To Steal

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"

by Element March 23, 2003

high five!

the thing that normal people do to everyday things.

1.hey look! its bernie kosar! high five! *high fives*
2. we just high fived! high five! *high fives*
3. OW you just hit my eye! high five! *high fives*
4. OW my hand hurts from high fiving.....high five! *high fives*
5. no really.. my hands bleeding. high five! *high fives*

by Dave Farley April 5, 2005