donkey feet

a foot job from a donkey

Micheal enjoyed the donkey feet.

by notprotrader100 April 7, 2022

Hulk feet

When someone has some huge freaking feet

OH MY GOD, Don't step on me with those Hulk Feet

by GODISHERE July 25, 2014

feet of meat

a phrase used sarcastically to describe someone who seems to be overcompensating for the size of their genitalia

"Hey... I bet that guy with the super-lifted Ford F-750 monster truck with the neon lights is packing feet of meat."

by ZestyOrang November 25, 2018

Blind feet

A term used when someone has a habit of accidentally smashing their toes or tripping over things, mainly used in the Caribbean.

Maurel you really need to look where you're going, do you have blind feet or something?

by Just Roy February 15, 2022

pub feet

This is where beer gets in your shoes and in between your toes it makes your feet smell like there rotten

Your feet smell like pub feet

by Martin90 August 6, 2018

Baker's feet

The act of wearing socks halfway off the end of the foot to provide ankle ventilation. This creates a floppy baker's hat style area around the toes.

It's cold, why have you got your Baker's feet on?

by Refi September 16, 2018

Hulk Feet

When you mow the lawn and your feet turn green.

Person 1: man, I got hulk feet.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I just mowed the lawn, now my feet are green.

by SafeIsKing July 4, 2021