the farmer man

persona taken occasionally by emcees which sounds a lot like Elmer Fudd. Use a helium-kinda voice and use many filller syllables, especially "miggity-mo"

CeeLo did the farmer man well when acting as MC Prime.

There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.

by TreeWeezel May 28, 2011

Bone Farter

Juul, also when you rip heinous ass with a boner or qc chubber.

Jerry: Aye JT, you got a bone farter?
JT: Yeah its scrapping tho!

by Bollyquinn October 23, 2019

Mud farmer

A Mud farmer is a person who rides there tractor thru the mud for entertainment

Look at that mud farmer driving his craftsman mower thru the mud hole.

by Mud farmer October 24, 2020

Potato Farmer

When a male ejaculates into his bellybutton, and allows it to dry. Once fully dry they proceed to remove it with clumps of hair, making it look like freshly up rooted potatoes.

Tom: Hey did you hear that jimmy has 3 potatoes in the works?
Sam: Damn he is a real Potato Farmer!

by CyferGreen November 7, 2021

Brown star farmer

Someone who picks the chunks off their ass

Man: Your brown star has many clingons
woman: what?
Man: you better call the brown star farmer

by Phatbeats May 31, 2009

Home Grown Meme Farmer

A Home Grown Meme Farmer is when a individual makes any memes, and s/he carefully makes sure that the memes are well done. S/he later takes the memes and takes second looks at them to see if any errors are there, and if not.... The Home Grown Meme Farmer would pack and ship his/her memes and starts a new fresh baked batch...........

Jack: You know Ryan? That kid who sits at the computer?

Lada: Yeah..... He's a Home Grown Meme Farmer, makes batches for everyone.......

by The Home Grown Meme Farmer February 2, 2017

farmer's kleenex

the act of blowing one's nose without a kleenex. this is typically done one nostril at a time by using the thumb to pinch off one nostril while blowing hard to clear out the opposite nostril. the procedure is then reversed to complete the act.

this is known, ironically, as the "farmer's kleenex" because farmers typically don't carry tissues with them in the field, so they just use this "tissue-less" method instead.

dude, i really have to blow my nose...do you have any tissues on you?

no man...looks like you'll have to use the farmer's kleenex!

by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) June 7, 2005