must-fap-to

Something so sexually arousing that not masturbating to it would be a sin.

Baby, you are not just fappable, you are a must-fap-to.

Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!

by DrCharl April 04, 2011

fap bath

1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.

1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.

by G-A-T October 28, 2011

tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.

Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''

by ya-dad October 07, 2012

Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.

Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.

by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019

Victory Fap

Masturbating proudly after a huge accomplishment. Form and posture of this Fap should be similar to that of a man standing on a mountain top, one hand held victoriously overhead and the other slow rubbing below.

Billy finally quit his job today, afterwards witnesses saw him standing on the hood of his car doing a Victory Fap.

by HotDeuceUniversity September 02, 2016

fap cabin

also known as a "fortress of solitude", an area where one can masturbate undisturbed. Fap cabins are usually outfitted with pinups or other fapping enhancements.

a bathroom, shower, car in the driveway, man cave, or secluded work desk.

"My fap cabin is covered in pictures of Hope Solo, and plays Alicia Keyes music on repeat."

by kyldonia February 06, 2013

flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.

Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."

by A Guy with a problem. March 01, 2014