Facial Pruning

The act of deleting, editing, re-doing or hiding information on your facebook, so as to not appear sloppy, disheveled, or inappropriate.

Joe: Hey Bro, what's up with your facebook? There's mad ugly chicks on your wall!
Matt: Yea I know, I gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend.

Sheila: Yo why do you still have pics up of you and your ex?
Grace: Yea, time to buckle down and do some serious facial pruning.

by imastarryeyedsurprise September 29, 2010

Facial Ineptitude

When an individidual, Male or Female, lacks characteristics in the facial region that are considered appealing.

Cher has a severe case of Facial Ineptitude.

by Mr. Dr. Sos June 17, 2012

Creampie facial

1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.

Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.

I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.

by D!ck5l!m3r December 31, 2024

expired facial

when you wipe your face in a used cumin rag

i don’t wanna give my sun Jonny an expired facial when he sleeps in daddy’s bed

by double novo dong April 28, 2021

fruity facial

When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.

Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"

by kooljess702 August 29, 2017

facial 69

Simultaneous face licking between two people.

It started out innocent enough, but then she went for the facial 69, and I knew she wanted me.

by DizzzzzzyT July 7, 2022

Orc Facial

(noun) /ˈɔrkˌfeɪʃəl/
1. A sexual act or fetish involving the depiction or roleplay of an orc, a mythical fantasy creature, ejaculating onto a partner’s face, often as part of consensual fantasy scenarios or erotic cosplay.

I went to a LOTR themed costume party dressed up as an Orc and hooked up with a chick dressed liked Galadriel; we went back to her place and I gave her an Orc facial.

by McIrish420 March 2, 2025