A divorced Father who wants no direct involvement with his child and whines about having to provide financial support, yet plasters his Facebook page with pictures of his son to give the impression of being a loving Father.
Dick is such a Facebook Father, he spends all his child support on gambling and alcohol and never speaks to his son, yet he gets a tattoo of the boy and posts pics on FB.
by Crazy86 September 1, 2012
Get the Facebook Fathermug. The practice of going through your friend list on Facebook and realizing that you really do not talk to many of them or dislike many others and then begin to delete mass numbers of people that were once your "friends" on Facebook.
Ben- "Who the hell are these people? I don't even know this one and I hate that bitch. I think its time to delete them with a Facebook Genocide session"
by Dsquared23 March 23, 2009
Get the Facebook Genocidemug. A person who always responds to another specific person's (i.e., the "target person") facebook status updates and links, typically within the first few minutes of it being shared.
The facebook groupie either 1) intensely romantically likes the target person, 2) wants to BE like the the target person, or 3) wants to be accepted by the target person's group of friends. The facebook groupie is often among the very first to respond to the target person's status updates/links and very rarely let's a target person's status update/links slip get by without a response.
They are often unaware how embarrassing, lap doggish, or futile their behavior appears to be. While the facebook groupie is typically of the opposite sex of the target person, facebook groupies can be the same gender as the target person.
Caveat: The term facebook groupie does not extend to family members or significant others. Therefore, you cannot be a facebook groupie to your husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend, sister, brother, cousin, etc.
They are often unaware how embarrassing, lap doggish, or futile their behavior appears to be. While the facebook groupie is typically of the opposite sex of the target person, facebook groupies can be the same gender as the target person.
Caveat: The term facebook groupie does not extend to family members or significant others. Therefore, you cannot be a facebook groupie to your husband/wife boyfriend/girlfriend, sister, brother, cousin, etc.
by MiriamW February 8, 2012
Get the Facebook Groupiemug. The process of getting lost on Facebook while reading random posts, following random links or looking at pictures of people you don't even know, followed by an eventual return to consciousness and a realization that you are completely wasting your time.
by Erik Wave September 11, 2011
Get the FacebooK-Holemug. When you tell someone to contact you via facebook. Usually told to someone that is your facebook "friend" but someone you do not communicate with enough to have his/her number.
Friendude: Hey Alan, how's it going?
Guy: Hey man.
Friendude: We should hang out sometime.
Guy: Yea, facebook me.
Friendude: Cool!
Guy: Hey man.
Friendude: We should hang out sometime.
Guy: Yea, facebook me.
Friendude: Cool!
by Enlicensed One September 3, 2009
Get the Facebook memug. A Facebook atheist will say "in my opinion......." when they really mean "in Richard Dawkins opinion......."
by Lucas Lucas July 3, 2015
Get the facebook atheistmug. n. A person who friends you on Facebook that you thought was a friend but turns out to have done so with malevolent intent, e.g., for purposes of surveillance, stalking, harassing or defaming.
n. Did you hear what Dick did? He friended everybody at work, then uploaded pictures from a porn site and tagged them all. What a Facebook Judas.
by Oregander May 5, 2009
Get the Facebook Judasmug.