Except for the Bible

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT!?

Hym "CAN YOU BELIEVE HE JUST FUCKING SAID THAT!? 'Be careful what you read... EXCEPT FOR THE BIBLE!?' BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH!!! PFFFTTSSSEECGH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT!? AND SHE JUST ROLLS HER EYES AT HIM! OOOOOOH MY NON-EXISTENT JEW-GOD! THAT IS PRICELESS! It's like something you would hear in a 'God is not dead' movie! It's like they hired the 'God is not dead' guy to write their responses! Seriously! Get this guy out of here! There is something WRONG with these fucking people! That is why a Christian pastor is shooting your fucking senators! You need to not be too stupid to do something about that! And I know it's hard for you because you are exactly THAT stupid but really you need to get with the program. They will get you all killed. If 'THAT' IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING... You need to make an executive decision and save yourselves."

by Hym Iam June 18, 2025

Except

I haven't killed or raped anyone. I'm talking about what I could and will do to your filthy retarded kids who are eating my tax dollars if you don't stop doing what you just did. And if you can do THAT... I CAN IN FACT threaten your kids. So what you need to do is shut your bitch mouth OOOR...

Hym "Except I haven't killed you're kids and you're just trying to steal from me. That's all that was happening here. You feel entitled to my servitude and you are trying to screw me out of my work I the name of you fuck-ass kids for questioning authority you do not have. Your kids deserve to die for this. And if you do not course correct, they are going to. No amount of therapy or getting raped every day is going to change that. You are mentally retarded moral hypocrites and abominations. You don't care about right OR LAWS when it suits you. You have no right to judge and you God told you explicitly not to! Even with your soul on the line you can't be righteous. You're trash."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

excessive screen time

The primary culprit behind a pupil's declining vision during distance learning, often resulting from excessive hours spent staring at screens for classes, online games, and social media.

After months of online classes, my doctor said excessive screen time is the main reason my eyesight has gone downhill.

by Emotional Cruiser August 5, 2025

Excel

The application software by Microsoft that has a unique position in eSports as the only non-gaming software that plays a competitive role in eSports.

When the tournament organizers pulled out their Excel sheets for stats analysis, I knew we were in for a real eSports tournament.

by Emotional Cruiser August 16, 2025

Excel sheet attraction

Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.

He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

excel monkey

an office worker, especially a typical, corporate, demoralized, mundane spreadsheet worker. an urban rat racer.

from: "Microsoft Excel" + "monkey"

She showed that cosplay can make money ... That is the message Enako had cemented into Japan. And to think she would've been another excel monkey if it wasn't for her fans dragging her back.

How Japan's No.1 Cosplayer Dominated Everyone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXz_s7p-NVQ&t=665

by excelmonkey December 7, 2025

Exceptions

Of course I will make (I was obfuscating) exceptions but the thread of communication needs to be shortened by like 99%
👌/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\👌
THIS☝️is what's happening here.
👌---👌 👈 Is what needs to happen.

Hym "The thread needs to be pulled taught and we need to reel it in. I am completely willing to make exceptions for you and I have shown that but that is not me not being my identity, it's me making exceptions for, you know, other me. The clear pronoun and intersubjetivity confusion is making it this way harder than it needs to be and the nightmare mode part is the peripheral elements of my existence and not you (Me you and not THAT you) artificially inflating the difficulty like the thing I said about CPU turning the block function on and off in a manner that is inconsistent with how people would actually block."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026