One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

massive throbbing erection

when you see Ariana Grande, and instantly get the biggest hard on of your life.

When I saw your mother, I got a massive throbbing erection.

by The word fondeler April 10, 2022

Erection

something tony blair needed to have so he could become prime minister

"Erection"-this can be explained by what the effects of viagra have on tony blair because hes one big D""k

by sir tommay November 1, 2006

I had an erection

'I had an erection'

Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.

Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'

by LoveBastard March 10, 2008

Erection

Basically a crotch blush

"I'm blushing so hard right now...in my dick"
"Trump that's what you call an erection"
"Whatever Ivana, let's keep fucking! I wanna put my small loan of a million dollars somewhere you can never withdraw it from again ;) "

by TheGrinReaper August 17, 2016

Erection

Chinese democracy

Chang: "Who are you voting for in the erection?"

by girondinho February 8, 2009

Education

An incredible opportunity to better yourself and better understand the world around you, frequent mocked and derided by people too stupid to appreciate it or as a defense against their own shortcomings or lack of ambition.

Jared said, "Schools are stupid. The only reason the government wants us to learn and become critical thinkers is so they can control us." Cornelius replied, "If you had been more invested in your education growing up, you wouldn't be saying such stupid things. Now get back to work. I'm not paying you minimum wage to complain about how everything is someone else's fault."

by Gladeye November 24, 2013