Cracked the Egg

Specific point at which something goes wrong, just as in the phrase, "jump the shark."

(Derived from Lady Gaga's Rotten Egg of a Grammy Appearance.)

The night was great, but cracked the egg when Jill decided to throw up all over those children.

by Creeparella March 3, 2011

Soggy Egg

When you are long dicking a bitch so good you feel like you ejaculate directly onto her ovaries.

I got so deep up in that hoe that I gave her a real good soggy egg.

by MrDiddleZ August 26, 2015

egg beaters

Testicles; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his testicles are slapping against the female, making a distinct "slapping" sound. Derived from the term "beat cakes", another term for intercourse.

I had drunk sex last night with Alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.

by Wally L Richardson April 18, 2010

Cracking Eggs

Acting or speaking proactively in a manner that can draw scorn or offense.

Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.

by Chris Retallack November 20, 2006

egg whammys

this is where you go at 4am to get some badass grand slams and eggs over my hamy's. aka dennys

bro fuck its 4am im fungry, dude lets hit up egg whammys get some hash browns. oh fo sho!

by j-easy! January 12, 2009

Chicken Egg

Pulling one testicle above your pantline. Enabling the testicle to be visible.

"Hey everyone look at my chicken egg!"

by Toplasma January 13, 2009

beer egg

A giant shit which feels like laying an egg. Generally dropped the day after a massive night on the beer.

I feel awesome now I've had my beer egg.

by Steve G Young March 24, 2008