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CoD ( Call of Duty)

A videogame made on purpose to keep boys single.
Also known as CoD, Cause of Divorce
Girl: Wanna go out with me?
Boy: No sorry I made a bet that i would get 3 gunships tonight on CoD ( Call of Duty)
by SILENT_KILLER654 January 7, 2011
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call of duty itis

Calling in sick to school or work just to play Call of Duty 4.
John said he couldn't come to work today,but we know he just has Call of Duty itis!
by joseph skeet boyd August 2, 2008
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Call Of Duty Piss

A long piss you realize you haven't taken after five hours straight of Call of Duty. Usually kind of painful, yet relieves stress and makes your sniping better.
"YES! We just won our 76th Search and Destroy match!" Oh crap. Let's back out for five minutes and take a Call of Duty Piss."
by Kealyyy February 24, 2010
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Call of Duty: Crap Ops

Play on words used to describe the sometimes lousy servers of CoD: Black Ops, with it's host migrations, interrupted connections, and/or periodical disconnections.

Although this is an issue needing resolution right away, all other parts of the game seem to run smoothly, thus giving it a A in my book
Gamer: Meh, that is the third time this round that we've had to migrate hosts.

Random Player: That's Call of Duty: Crap Ops for you.
by AL_PS3 January 26, 2011
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dutch boy

A male who with a lot of lesbian friends.

See also dyke, fag hag.
John, being a well known dutch boy, doesn't get the harsh treatment most other men get at that dyke bar.
by Eli the Bearded December 9, 2003
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Call Of Duty 4

One of the great 360 games. Its more modern and about a war with America vs a fictional Russian terrorist group.

Its basically if you mixed all the modern shooters and burned them, then took Halo 3 and made it have game sex with the whole call of duty series to make a awsome game baby that occurs inbetween the times of each game.

Also you get to stab people, which is always enjoyable.
Person 1: Hey wanna play halo 3?

Person 2: Nah I'm tired of being killed by 5 year olds, so ima play Call of Duty 4.

Person 1: So you wanna play with rednecks and middleaged men?

Person 2: Hells yes, so I can own them with my young people skillz!
by Snac P4c December 22, 2007
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Dutch Fork High School

Dutch Fork High School, is a socialized prison where the instability of the leadership impresses even African nations. The constant change in principles, leads the student body as well as the faculty pondering if they are getting gyped or whored out to someone or something. Overall the school gives the appearance that it is essentially a chaotic cluster fuck as opposed to a government installed educational institution. Though the school has essentially no gang violence or civil disobedience, the administration sees it necessary to overcompensate the short-comings of rival school, Irmo High School. Mesh bookbags are required to prevent students from bringing concealed weapons, though one would imagine that a shirt could be wrapped over the weapon in the bag, thus making the bag redundant. In an attempt to prevent intruders from entering, the administration requires socialist identification badges to be hung from the neck by a lanyard, that must be break-away, because the student suicide rate increased rapidly when the IDs were incorporated in the first place.

The system of ids is a questionable practice in which a frantic old man inspires investigation into every students id in an attempt to keep some facade of structure within the school to make a false premise of safety.

The administration of Dutch Fork High School is a constant reminder of an Orwellian society based on the novel 1984. Within their school you are made to read this book as a sick form of irony, so that the administration can have a sense of humor in their own sick way.

One could spend a lifetime discussing Dutch Fork High School's short-comings and overall substandard organizational practices. The school manages to pull off decent educational standards, though the students that attend this high school seem to be whinny spoiled rich kids with an attitude over nothing, essentially what is the point?

Last but in no way least...
I am the asshole that planned, lead, and followed through with the Raccoon Prank of '08! Muhahahahaha, biatches!
When Marx wrote the "The Communist Manifesto," he had know idea that his Utopia could be corrupted into a Dutch Fork High School.
by ErinGoBraghLess and Baneez November 3, 2008
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