Dolphined

Verb; When someone tries to start having intercourse but the wrong hole is poked, the girl says no like a dolphin, "eh eh."

Example 1

Girl - "Eh Eh."

Guy - "Oopsh." :)

Example 2

Bro 1 "So breh, check it. I was at this house, poked this chick with my ween and she was like, "eh eh"

Bro 2 "Get dolphined sonnn"

by Abzsss October 15, 2013

OAP-dophile

A younger woman that is attracted to much older (and normally incredibly rich) men. Also know as a 'biddy fiddler'. Prime examples include Anna Nicole Smith and Catherine Zeta Jones.

OAP-dophile biddy fiddlerwhore rich money millionaire slut elderly

by le terrible no.13! February 8, 2009

Flog the dolphin

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

by Assi9 January 5, 2017

polish the dolphin

The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax

Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*

Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...

*SMACK*

WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals

by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018

dolphin

The best meat in the tuna can.

(Tuna Can Label)
Warning:
(1) This product may contain up to 5% dolphin meat as we couldn't be bothered to separate the mammals from the fish. (2) There is no justidiction governing the meat on inadvertently caught dolphins so just suck it bitches. (3) Also

this product may contain 7mg of mercury which is about 20% the RDA of heavy metal intake.

by Tenacious Faulker May 8, 2009

Douch Bag

a term commonly used to refer to the ex-husband.

My ex is such a douch bag. I never know which of his multiple girlfriends he'll bring to our daughter's soccer games or concerts. He's often known to bring two at a time. Even once he brought his current wife AND two girlfriends. Douch bag.

by The ex-wife/baby mama June 14, 2010

blue dolphins

1.) its not methamphetamine, it stands for METHYLamphetamine, not similar at all to meth.

2.) there has never been any coke or heroin in any x that has been found, including blue dolphins

3.)there are several different types of blue dolphins, some good, some ripoffs.

There are lots of different kinds of blue dolphins out there, but none of them are laced with coke, lots of misinformation out there.

by ufos8mycow January 19, 2007