douchebag hair 

Hair that is overly styled or processed. This includes:
- Spiked up, gelled hair, hardened into what looks like porcupine quills
- Greasy shellacked locks (bonus points if this ends curl)
- A man with longish hair wearing a woman's hairband
- Ridiculous chunky blond highlights
- Emo fringe
- Faux hawks
Etc.

Pauly D on Jersey Shore's hair = quintessential douchebag hair

douchebag hair by RhondaK March 21, 2011

douchebag music

A genre of music ergonomically designed for the fragile female mind. Similar to the concept of boy-bands, but more ambiguous. Most often artists of this genre are single guys of questionable sexual orientation. James Blunt, Gavin DeGraw, and John Mayer are all good examples. A simple way to determine whether music in question is in fact douchebag music is to listen to the sound of the drums. Do they sound muffled, almost as if there were feathers in them? This tendancy towards feathery drums is a telltale sign, as is romanticized lyrics and lots of plays on "current" radio stations your mom listens to. It is girly and you probably pretend you think it sucks but you secretly love it.

Maya: You know, Death Cab for Cutie is kind of douchebag music.
Krista: Shut up, no it's not!
Maya: Yes, it is. All their songs are about love and there's definite feather-drummage going on there.
Krista: Well, yes, I suppose... let's say it's borderline douchebag music.

douchebag music by leshark November 9, 2008

douchebag comment 

Anything 2 sense coming from a rude boys mouth.

After everything I say josh has to add his douchebag comment.

douchebag comment by kennedy nash November 27, 2009

douchebag jeans

denim pants usually blue with extra details mainly embroidery on back pockets. often accompanied by ed hardy shirts and other dbag apparel

ope theres another retard in douchebag jeans

douchebag jeans by pux420 December 18, 2015

douchebag mode 

1. The state of being where the shafting of close friends becomes common practice as well as an exponential increase in selfishness / state of jew.

2. A person who goes into hiding and responds with douche bag comments when an urgent situation arises that requires a swift reaction.

3. Micheal and the ma

Mike totally ignored me and went into douchebag mode yesterday when I asked him about Joanne.

We helped him with all that stuff regarding school and work, just to be shafted by him with a triple headed metal dildo. He totally went into douchebag mode.

douchebag mode by Nanster May 9, 2008

douchebag stubble 

The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.

WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.

You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?

Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.

douchebag stubble by butterflyhitman May 22, 2009

douchebag 9000 

a total douchebag, to the point where its extreme and unaccaptable

person 1 "wow, addie is such a douchebag 9000"

person 2 "i know! she just wont leave everyone alone"

douchebag 9000 by tee2dahee July 18, 2009