dork

Tristan

That kid is a dork aka Tristan

by Kittie304 November 12, 2020

Dork

Someone that wants to be a socialite at the financial expense of others.

The dork wanted to go around like she owned the place she wasn't even originally from, she wanted the kind of power to do that, and the money was just a means to an end.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

Dork

Just look up whale penis

"Look at that dork"
*Points at the whales erect penis*
"So big and long"

by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAMACARE May 9, 2018

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

Dork

A whales penis.

Sam to Dan “Damn did you see how big that whales dork?!”Dan to Sam “Yeah it was huge!”

by marsky10 August 24, 2022

Dork

A Jewish-Italian person who deviates from the typical social norm

Eli: “yo have you talked to that new girl Gianna at all? I heard she’s Jewish”
Matt: “yeah and Italian, she’s kinda weird”
Eli: “oh she’s a dork”

by lebronjamesfatass August 5, 2021

Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.

I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.

by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022