Dog

Food for the chinese

Dog not a fucking cat bitches

by china/INDIAN/ENGLISH/your dad January 21, 2019

Dog

The cutest fucking animal in existence.

I wanna pet that dog so much I think I’m going to kill someone for it

by ThePupperLoverThatWillKillYou May 12, 2018

Dog

A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.

Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)

by Exotic Time April 16, 2019

Dog

A mammal that is mans best friend which god gave us and dog backwards spells god

Woof woof
Oh look there's my dog

by Hellokitty120 March 27, 2016

Dog

The most amazing thing in any humans life, WE ARE FREAKING BLESSSSED BY THEM🐶🐶🐶

OMG ITS A DOG I LOVVVVE DOGS

by Chez snek November 17, 2019

Dog

If you don't know what this is yo u are fucking retarded and should seek medical help

My dog gets me pussy

by Hubert le fronz February 8, 2018

Dog

A type of canine that has many varying breeds. While originally used mostly for working and hunting, in more recent decades it has been used for companionship. Superior and more intelligent compared to a cat (Way better and smarter than a cat).

"I took my dog for a walk to the park."
"The dog is a German Shepherd cross."
"Hey Joe, my dog fucked your girlfriend."

by pogopiss July 29, 2016