Dog

The most truest creature that licks your tears when the fakest person makes you cry.

The dog licked her tears as she was crying

by realfeels March 27, 2019

dog

To *rag out* or abuse an item such as your vehicle.

Your car looks like shit cuz you always dog it out

by r0gu3 g33k March 26, 2010

Dog

A mammal that is mans best friend which god gave us and dog backwards spells god

Woof woof
Oh look there's my dog

by Hellokitty120 March 27, 2016

Dog

If you don't know what this is yo u are fucking retarded and should seek medical help

My dog gets me pussy

by Hubert le fronz February 8, 2018

Dog

The most amazing thing in any humans life, WE ARE FREAKING BLESSSSED BY THEM🐶🐶🐶

OMG ITS A DOG I LOVVVVE DOGS

by Chez snek November 17, 2019

Dog

A persons best friend, likes to go on walks, eat food, cuddle with their owners, but also have a scense of fun when needed. A dog is a great animal who can learn a few tricks, and will try to protect you when unusual things sound or happen. If you disrespect a dog, you dont deserve one.

P1: Do you have a dog?

P2: Yeah, Its amazing! So glad i adopted one. He always wants to be around me.

by By a teenage girl. June 24, 2018

Dog

A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.

Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)

by Exotic Time April 16, 2019