by Bob2ball December 23, 2010
Get the Derka Chief mug.When doing another human being from behind in the Doggy Style, insert both pinkies in each corner of the victims mouth to gain full control and direct them to the nearest doorknob for rapid ingestion.
When Terry started talking about wedding plans during sex, I instantly initiated the Doorknob Double Fishhooks move and forcibly directed Terry over to the bedroom doorknob for a rapid polishing and punishment.
by Banana Horse December 29, 2010
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by Plansmon January 3, 2011
Get the dorkaler mug.noun. The act of ingesting a doorknob anally and getting the attention of another person in order to make them attempt to open the door from the other side.
Katie-"Mom help me!"
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."
by conflicttheband November 17, 2010
Get the Doorknob Rodeo mug.When a group of unattractive dorks trap and surround one really hot girl. Each dork will try to look cool by posing or trying to talk cool because they know they have no real shot at getting her.
David: Did you ask that girl out?
Kyle: No, she was trapped in a dork circle, the last thing she wanted was another guy trying to make advances on her.
Kyle: No, she was trapped in a dork circle, the last thing she wanted was another guy trying to make advances on her.
by thebottombitch May 10, 2011
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