Derka Chief

the chief or leader of a Derka tribe

The Derka chief just traded the tribes land for beads!!

by Bob2ball December 23, 2010

Doorknob Double FishHooks

When doing another human being from behind in the Doggy Style, insert both pinkies in each corner of the victims mouth to gain full control and direct them to the nearest doorknob for rapid ingestion.

When Terry started talking about wedding plans during sex, I instantly initiated the Doorknob Double Fishhooks move and forcibly directed Terry over to the bedroom doorknob for a rapid polishing and punishment.

by Banana Horse December 29, 2010

dorkaler

A dorky person that is also sexy and alluring.

When Lorianne sticks out her tounge she looks like a dorkaler.

by Plansmon January 3, 2011

Doorknob Rodeo

noun. The act of ingesting a doorknob anally and getting the attention of another person in order to make them attempt to open the door from the other side.

Katie-"Mom help me!"
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."

by conflicttheband November 17, 2010

Dork Circle

When a group of unattractive dorks trap and surround one really hot girl. Each dork will try to look cool by posing or trying to talk cool because they know they have no real shot at getting her.

David: Did you ask that girl out?

Kyle: No, she was trapped in a dork circle, the last thing she wanted was another guy trying to make advances on her.

by thebottombitch May 10, 2011

dork corks

tiny earphones which hang in your ears

Helen is wearing her dork corks so she won't hear that truck which is about to run over her.

by june t July 11, 2011

dorkamo

Dmitri Sedykin

Dude, that Russian over there is a total dorkamo.

by SimonSays... March 5, 2013