by Taylor Maiden June 26, 2023
Get the Witch Doctor Hate mug.To Prepare for The Doctor's Wife you must acquire the following: A labcoat, a stethoscope, and a popsicle stick.
While wearing a lab coat tell your lady friend to open her mouth and say "ah". She will open her mouth expecting you to put the popsicle stick into her mouth. At this point if you are doing it right she think you are into roleplaying a doctor/patient scenario. However this could not be further from the truth.
Instead quickly catch her off guard by inserting the popsicle stick into her pubic jungle. Then when she is about to climax put the stethoscope into her ears and fart into the other end. Bonus points if fecal matter comes out.
If done correctly your lady lover will be so grateful that she will probably actually start paying you to do it again. Celebrate this by drinking a v8.
While wearing a lab coat tell your lady friend to open her mouth and say "ah". She will open her mouth expecting you to put the popsicle stick into her mouth. At this point if you are doing it right she think you are into roleplaying a doctor/patient scenario. However this could not be further from the truth.
Instead quickly catch her off guard by inserting the popsicle stick into her pubic jungle. Then when she is about to climax put the stethoscope into her ears and fart into the other end. Bonus points if fecal matter comes out.
If done correctly your lady lover will be so grateful that she will probably actually start paying you to do it again. Celebrate this by drinking a v8.
Guy 1: I gave Snookie the Doctor's Wife last week and ever since I haven't been able to get her to leave.
Guy 2: Did you explain to her that it was just a one night stand?
Guy 1: Yes I made it clear to her. Do you think you can help me out.
Guy 2: Maybe you should punch her in the face.
Guy 2: Did you explain to her that it was just a one night stand?
Guy 1: Yes I made it clear to her. Do you think you can help me out.
Guy 2: Maybe you should punch her in the face.
by Zzalotep September 27, 2010
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by refriedwhiskey July 22, 2009
Get the ham doctor mug.A person who has spent many years in Medical School (Which is the hardest to get into and hardest period?) and gotten a degree they are known to be very rich
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by Mister Literal September 8, 2004
Get the Doctor mug.Dockworker is a slang term derived from MMORPG's, and originates from the phenomenon of Men playing Female Characters and then pretending to be women outside of the game.
Often used as a more derogative form of G.I.R.L (Guy in real life.)
Dockworkers can often be identified by an over use of pink, making everything into a sexual advance and adding *Giggles* at the beginning of most sentences.
Often used as a more derogative form of G.I.R.L (Guy in real life.)
Dockworkers can often be identified by an over use of pink, making everything into a sexual advance and adding *Giggles* at the beginning of most sentences.
Timmy: So I met this chick online and we started hitting it off, she was all chatty and flirty and before I knew it, we were cybering.
When I finaly convinced her to talk to me on Vent I found out she was a DUDE!
Tommy: Hey man, dockworkers need love too!
When I finaly convinced her to talk to me on Vent I found out she was a DUDE!
Tommy: Hey man, dockworkers need love too!
by MortisNai March 10, 2008
Get the dockworker mug.A person of African American descent that has recieve a higher education and has earned a doctorial degree in a specfic field of studies.
A black guy that is in dental school, medical school, or in a graduate school.
Ex: A black male or female that has graduated from Baylor College of Dentistry.
Bruce is attending Baylor College of Dentistry to become a black doctor.
Ex: A black male or female that has graduated from Baylor College of Dentistry.
Bruce is attending Baylor College of Dentistry to become a black doctor.
by a black doctor February 12, 2010
Get the Black Doctor mug.Verb; to doctor someone meaning to poke someone with a syringe needle to administer recreational drugs intravenously (usually fentanyl, heroine but can also be methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.) ie: to shoot someone up.
“I can doctor you”
“I can’t do it myself, can you doctor me?”
“Can someone doctor me?”
“Thanks for doctoring me, I just couldn’t do it myself”
“I can’t do it myself, can you doctor me?”
“Can someone doctor me?”
“Thanks for doctoring me, I just couldn’t do it myself”
by Kyxo June 24, 2019
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